So things are going well at Newham University Centre. We have a whole new building dedicated to our students, a new suite of laboratories and a shiny badge of accreditation from the British Psychological Society with which we can attract more students to add to our 900 or so current crop – not to mention a decent vote of confidence from HEFCE. At the same time, we now have staff rooms filled with new, young and vigorous academics, some with faces still glowing from the completion of their Phds and others with publications lists that run into page numbers greater than their birthdays. Not bad after just three years. It is good times. There is a sense of something exciting going on - although still in its early stages. There is even a new Research Manager, which means that I am finally facing the inevitability of having to address my own research shortcomings. The truth is I have no research record. No Phd. No publications. ...